Bodybuilding Products That SHOULD Be Invented
By Nick Nilsson

Somebody has yet to fill in these “important” gaps in the
bodybuilding product world. Enjoy a humorous look at products
that will probably never grace any store shelves but really
should.

If you’ve been training for any length of time, you know there are certain shortcomings in the products that are available at the moment. The following is a list of products that I think someone someone should invent. I think a person could make a million dollars with these ideas!

1. The Gasless Protein Shake

If you’re familiar with the gastric rumblings that occur soon after taking a big protein shake, you know how popular this item would be. It will also keep those pesky Environmental Protection Agency people off your back with their “industrial emissions violation” warnings.

2. Bench Press Air Bag Shirt

For the bouncing bencher…helps prevent rib crackage. The air bag inflates automatically when it detects terminal velocity on the bar.

3. The Sweat Alarm

Most useful in a commercial gym, simply attach one of these to each machine. When the electrodes detect sweat left on a machine after a person is done and that person starts to walk away, a loud alarm goes off and pepper sprays them.

4. Self-Cleaning Spit Mirror

This mirror is most useful in front of the squat rack. When a set is done, sensors determine the amount of spit that has appeared on the mirror then sends a squirt of cleaner and a squeegee down the surface.

5. Lister-prot-ine

A combination of Listerine mouth wash and protein powder, this supplement leaves your mouthy minty fresh instead of tasting like nasty rotten milk. Your friends and loved ones will thank you for it!

6. The Smart-A** Weight Belt For The Dumb-A** Trainer With Optional Shock Attachment

Simply put on this belt and sensors with pre-recorded messages tell you in no uncertain terms when you’re doing something stupid that you’re going to hurt yourself with. The optional shock attachment works like the invisible fence shock collar you put on a dog to keep in in the yard. When you break form, the belt tells you what it thinks of you then sends a sharp shock up your spine. You’ll never round your back over when doing squats again!

7. The Timer-Spray Fountain With Backwash Detector

Tired of people taking way too long at the water fountain when there’s a line? Tired of people backwashing into it? Fix that with the Timer-Spray Fountain with Backwash Detector. If a person takes too long or if the fountain detects backwash, a spray of water shoots out at the person to make it look like they wet their pants. Curbs annoying behavior very rapidly!

8. The OverFragranced/B.O. Biohazard Shower

This machine operates much like a metal detector/electronic sniffer. As people leave the changeroom, the machine determines whether they’re wearing too much cologne or perfume, if they’ve got rampant B.O. (or Beyond B.O.), or some eye-watering combination of both. Powerful jets of water immediately rinse the excess aroma away.

9. Barbell Curl Rack

This unique rack gives the barbell curlers an option instead of hogging the squat rack. Because it’s just too hard to pick up that dang heavy bar all the way from the floor…

10. Ego Alert Siren

This clip-on attachment for barbells (most useful in the bench press) automatically detects the speed of the bar on the way down. If the downward velocity exceeds a certain pre-set limit, the Ego Alert automatically goes off, alerting everyone in the immediate 10 square mile radius that you’re trying to use more weight than you should be. Also available: optional laugh track to discourage further Alerts.

11. Chicken Leg Filler Pants

Designed for those sporting the always trendy “riding-a-chicken” look, these pants for the “upper-body-only” trainer are stuffed with high-density foam padding to make your legs look proportioned to the rest of your body. Great for fending off attack dogs, too.

12. GPS Workout Enforcer

This gadget utilizes Global Positioning satellites and beacons attached to the equipment in your gym to track your location in the gym and remind you when you’ve been neglecting certain tiny, little nuisance bodyparts such as your entire lower body.

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If you do happen to take any of the ideas and run with them, you’re certainly welcome to share the proceeds!

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Nick Nilsson is Vice-President of the online personal training company BetterU, Inc. He has a degree in Physical Education and Psychology and has been inventing new training techniques for more than 16 years. Nick is the author of a number of bodybuilding eBooks including “Metabolic Surge - Rapid Fat Loss,” “The Best Exercises You’ve Never Heard Of,” “Gluteus to the Maximus - Build a Bigger Butt NOW!” and “The Best Abdominal Exercises You’ve Never Heard Of” all available at (http://hop.clickbank.net/?muscled1/betteru). He can be contacted at betteru@fitstep.com.

Medicine Ball V-Ups

Starting Position: Lie on your back on an exercise matt with legs straight out in front of you. Grip a medicine ball with both hands and straighten your arms behind your head.

Execution: Exhale as you pull the medicine ball over your head as you lift your legs up off of the ground. Reach the medicine ball up towards your toes. Inhale as you slowly lower yourself back down to the starting position. Repeat as required.

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In my last column I discussed how eating more frequently could be better for weight loss. While this may be important to many of you, others may be more concerned with enhancing performance, strength gains, and gaining lean body mass. It is those of you for whom this article is geared towards. This week I’ll discuss why eating the right foods more frequently will undoubtedly make you bigger and stronger—and this isn’t some over hyped ad; it’s real life, based on science.

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I want to share an e-mail that I received from Ryan Lee, one of the creators of the new Prograde Lean Meal Replacement Drink, with all of you;

Dear Philip

I admit it, I’ve never been a big fan of meal replacement drinks.

Most of them are filled with too much sugar and not enough protein. Plus, to put it bluntly, most taste like classroom chalk.

So when we went to work on a new meal replacement drink over 9 months ago, we had some specific criteria our drink must meet:

-At least 30 grams of protein per serving (it has 35g)

-It must have enough calories to qualify as a true meal “replacement”, but not so many that you’ll gain weight (it has perfect 270 calories)

-Must have at least 5 grams of fiber (it has 8g)

-Must have less than 20g of sugar (it has only 13g)

-And most importantly, it must taste great (it rocks)

Let me tell you, creating a meal replacement drink from scratch was more of a challenge than any of us thought it would be.

Too much protein - and it tastes awful.

Too much iron - and it tastes metallic.

And we had to do all the nutrient blending, plus make it taste good without adding unnecessary sugars.

I now understand why so few companies create meal replacement drinks. It’s tough work and we almost gave up on the drink about 7 times.

But we didn’t give up. Quit is just not in my vocabulary.

So after 9 months and taste-tests that were through the roof at over a dozen health clubs, I am pleased to present for your meal-replacement pleaure:

Prograde LEAN

http://progradenutrition.com/lean

Stay strong,
Ryan

P.S. Try a bottle today. It’s in stock but our first batch might sell out quickly again: http://progradenutrition.com/lean

P.P.S. Prograde Lean is a great choice for a quick breakfast on the go:
http://progradenutrition.com/lean

Ryan Lee
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I.S.S.A. Certified Personal Trainer

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